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THE SECOND AMENDMENT - Washington didn't use his right to free speech to defeat the British, he shot them.




Bill Clinton & Eileen Wellstone -




TRUST THE GOVERNMENT - Sure you can trust the Government, ask an Indian.


TAGS: government
Rating: 4.86/5

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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 4:25 pm
Sad but true


Hillary's War On Women -




Socialist Screwball -




Gun Facts -




SERGEANT SCHULTZ - I hear nothing, I see nothing, I know nothing! Kind of reminds you of our government, don't you think?


TAGS: government sopa pipa
Rating: 5/5


DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY - Fighting terrorists since 1492




UNEMPLOYABLE - I blame corporate greed




Those Evil Republicans -




BRAINWASHING - From cradle to grave the government and media hold minds prisoner .


TAGS: brainwashing media government hold prisoner
Rating: 4.86/5

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RonaldReagan - March 14, 2014, 9:55 pm
This is true.


Liberalism -




REMEMBER, WHEN TERRORISTS ATTACK AMERICA AGAIN, IT'S BECAUSE THE DHS WAS TOO BUSY WATCHING YOU -




Donald Trump Clothing: Made In China -




Trump's Racist Quotes -


TAGS: donald trump racist rino fake republican fraud bigot charlatan big government progressive statist gop clown authoritarian tyrant autocrat bully
Rating: 5/5

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GrouchoMarxists - November 17, 2017, 8:37 pm
Usually left wing dribble.. Learn something.
twiddleedeee - August 19, 2016, 11:23 pm
Trump isn't racist. That Muslim Obama and lesbo Hillary are racist. Who are you going to trust with their gut to protect us from the filthy ragheads? The founders of ISIS, or an outsider with brass balls who says it like it is? Trump/Pence 2016!!!!


see the difference -




OBAMA ZOMBIES - Can't think for themselves, waiting for their entitlements, thinking money grows on trees




The NRA -




ISIS & Liberals -




GUN CONTROL - Isn't it ironic that an amendment put in place to protect us from unjust government is trying to be controlled by the government?




THE SECOND AMENDMENT -




THE CURRENT FEDERAL GOVERNMENT - Is exactly what the Founding Fathers were trying to prevent .




Liberal Cognitive Dissonance -




WTF happened to us? -


TAGS: mansies pansy girly men
Rating: 4.6/5

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GrouchoMarxists - November 24, 2017, 4:07 pm
..They were castrated.
RonaldReagan - May 3, 2015, 9:46 am
Made True Grit with one lung. How you do it. No whining. Don't make them like they used to.
JGalt - January 7, 2014, 6:34 am
like the new mayor of NYC? In the 1940s, the mayor of NYC asked people to help shovel snow to keep sidewalks and intersections clear.... Last week the Nannyork City Mayor said to stay inside because you could die.. Sheesh.
OTC - January 6, 2014, 12:15 pm
In a word, 'liberalism'


DEAR ANTI-GUN FOLKS: - Stand up for what you believe in and post this on your front door!


TAGS: gun control laws 2nd amendment
Rating: 5/5

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BiteMeNow - February 22, 2014, 11:55 pm
Never happen. Their a$$hole motto is "Do as I say, not as I do.


Supreme Court Tyranny -




IRONY IS ASKING THE GOVERNMENT - to fix the problems it caused. GOVERNMENT Is The Problem, Not The Solution.


TAGS: government
Rating: 4.55/5

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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 4:26 pm
Barry didn't get his morning fiber. Look at his face, he's all backed up with bullcrap again.


AL GORE'S NEW CRIB - Why would anyone who claims that the oceans are going to rise 20 feet buy a $9M ocean-front villa in Montecito, CA. Unless of course, they know that claim is complete BS.




KHAMENEI TO "PUNCH" WEST -




Obama: Dhimmi-in-Chief -




Infamous Christian Fundamentalist Terrorist uses twisted anti-Semetic line from the Bible to justify killing millions -


TAGS: hitler christian terrorists fundamentalist
Rating: 4.32/5

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Pushkin - December 1, 2016, 10:48 pm
Yes, I'm disappointed. Obama looks better as a Nazi since he IS one.
Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 9:16 am
Adolf lied about many other things as well.


THE LOOK OF LOVE ONE ANOTHER - or the look of what racism does to someone




Hypocrisy, Thy Name is Carly -




Obama's Selective Outrage -




THE SECOND AMENDMENT OF THE CONSTITUTION - It is the ONE RIGHT that protects ALL OTHERS




MYCHAL MASSIE - My new favorite commentary writer.




YOU ARE A SLAVE -




REPUBLICANS - Coming up with real solutions, and not bread-and-circus entitlements.




Closed? -


TAGS: government shutdown world war veterans
Rating: 5/5

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GrouchoMarxists - November 24, 2017, 4:20 pm
..Right.
RonaldReagan - May 26, 2015, 8:20 am
That's what the Germans wanted us to think. Said, can't come out to play. Didn't you hear? It's raining bullets outside, our bullets. Americans said, we brought our umbrella, it's called our courage.


I CAN'T HEAR YOU - Over How Awesome I Sound At The Moment.




Idiotic Trump Fanatics -


TAGS: donald trump supporters trumpanzees trumpists trumpism rinos progressives new york liberal values statism big government tyranny elitist dumbing down of america idiocracy
Rating: 5/5

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GrouchoMarxists - November 17, 2017, 8:38 pm
You must really feel intimidated... or stupid..


Obama Blames Global Warming For ISIS & Boko Haram -




MR. O'S GOVERNMENT CHEESE - Use Liberally. Cut as directed.


TAGS: obama entitlements government dependency nannyism
Rating: 4.53/5

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terroraustralis - September 21, 2014, 8:13 am
"denying government cheese is a great way to become a victim of police brutality. love the goverment cheese, OBEY. OBEY. OBEY." regardless of whether vote republican or democrat, in 2 years this might not be a joke.


FREEDOM - Bill of Rights that protects a right to keep and bear arms Is one of the most sanctified American freedoms




IMMUTABLE TRUTH -




DEAR CONGRESS - that's a hint




GUILLOTINE - The French form of impeachment.




Toy Soldier Trump -


TAGS: donald trump draft dodger vietnam toy vietnam soldier rino clown big government statist progressive new york liberal rnc 2016 bloviating windbag blowhard elitist military service
Rating: 5/5

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GrouchoMarxists - November 17, 2017, 8:42 pm
Your memefails are proof liberals don't use logic....


PLAYING LIKE BETTY WHITE - Too bad a snickers bar won't cure "playing like Barack Obama"




IT'S COMING! - Eventually the American People will stand up.




HAVE YOU HUGGED YOUR TRASHMAN TODAY? - Is that how we're supposed to reject Romney? When did Barry last hug HIS trashan?




IDIOTS IN CHARGE - And we wonder why we have the mess we have in Washingto DC? God help us all!




Barack Hussein Obama: America's Neville Chamberlain -




Bill Nye the Socialist Clown -




REPUBLICANS - We don't hate women, that's crazy! We just Don't think that free contraceptives for everyone Is a good idea. Kinda contradicts our beliefs.




THE BUDGET OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT - explained in simple English




THE TASTIEST WAY TO MAKE A LIBERAL MAD - "I can't hear you complaining about LGBT rights over how awesome my chicken sandwich tastes."




“IF YOU OWN A SMALL BUSINESS, YOU DIDN’T MAKE THAT” - SOMESTIMES SOCIALISM JUST OOZES OUT




YES WE CAIN! YES WE CAIN! - In 2012, "YES WE CAIN!!!"


TAGS: palin cain ticket unemployment for commiebama
Rating: 4.24/5

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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 4:53 pm
Nice fella in real life. Met him once. Women were his weakness. How was what he did any different than Bill? Getting ready to put him back into office. Interns better take cover. Yes we Cain!


HURRICANE KATRINA - Those that weren't dependent on the government, fled for safety. Those that were dependent on the government, endured the wraith. You still want government dependency for your needs?




GEE WHIZ - Kinda hard to man up to the Russians when POTUS doesn't even register on the man scale.


TAGS: obama putin russia man embarrassment
Rating: 4.1/5

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Renza - September 19, 2013, 10:58 pm
What's funny about a leader of a former communist country being more willing to negotiate with the president of our country than the GOP (aka members of the same government)? Guess it's kinda funny in a sad way how the GOP blindly refuses everything.
StoneTools - September 19, 2013, 1:22 pm
Funny that Obama will negotiate with Putin, but not the GOP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbMqSjkxGm4


THE OTHER GUYS -




undocumented shoppers -


TAGS: undocumented
Rating: 5/5

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Cyberhagen - November 29, 2014, 12:48 pm
LOL, That's a five.
Reality Lord - November 26, 2014, 6:04 pm

don't they shoot looters anymore?


OUR GOVERNMENT - A government of the government, for the government, and by the government.




Liberal Moonbats -


TAGS: liberal moonbats progressives democrats gun grabbers nra second amendment 2a assault weapons hippies hillary clinton bernie sanders supporters
Rating: 5/5

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freasy - November 3, 2015, 11:52 am
The guy posted it as a joke to see who would bite. He got blasted from the Right, and even had lefties agreeing with and applauding him LMAO
tommygun - October 14, 2015, 9:43 pm
That's hilarious! Stupid people are so entertaining


BINDERS FULL OF WOMEN? - Still a better love story than Twilight.


TAGS: romney binders twilight women
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - October 21, 2012, 3:24 pm
So says Groucho, one of the morons addicted to vbattalie's rhetoric.
GrouchoMarxist - October 21, 2012, 3:10 pm
It doesn't take much to entertain you morons does it...
crankyhead - October 21, 2012, 2:18 pm
LOL! Very funny. 5L
deerbag2 - October 21, 2012, 1:47 pm
{laughing}


FORCING BELIEFS -


TAGS: christianity government abortion obama democrats
Rating: 4.61/5

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GrouchoMarxist - October 7, 2012, 3:24 pm
Good one


DEFENSE CUTS - Hope your entitlements and social reform spending were worth it.




TEACH A MAN TO FISH - He'll eat for a lifetime. Give a man a fish and he'll vote for Democrats to keep giving him fish.




LIBERAL MYTH ON GUNS - "Accidents with firearms kill kids, so we must have gun control laws" Then we better ban water also (almost 8 times as deadly as guns) Cars too (36+ times more deadly)




THE FIRST AMENDMENT. - Giving Me The Freedom To Post This. Giving You The Freedom To STFU. God Bless America.




The Sad State Of Modern Day Feminism -




Bill's Secret Server -




" LORD OF THE FOODSTAMPS " - In just three years Obama has added 12 million emancipated workers to the Food Stamp program.




Trump The Tyrant -


TAGS: donald trump tyrant bully first amendment freedom of speech press media hitler progressive tyranny despot authoritarian new york liberal democrat statist billionaire elitist totalitarian fascist autocrat
Rating: 5/5

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calron - March 6, 2016, 3:20 am
Fortunately for him most of the defendants settled rather than going though the whole process. http://www.rcfp.org/browse-media-law-resources/news/georgias-highest-court-wont-review-jewell-libel-case
calron - March 6, 2016, 3:19 am
Richard Jewell had blatantly wrong information put out about him by the media and even though it was wrong, that wasn't enough because the law requires more than just being wrong for libel/slander.
Cyberhagen - March 5, 2016, 1:27 pm
The burden of proving the statement was factually incorrect would fall to the plaintiff.
Cyberhagen - March 5, 2016, 1:26 pm
Have to disagree with you here. The media has no "right" to publish lies (which is what libel is). Libel is not the same thing as simply making negative remarks about a public figure; as long as they are subjective, or demonstrably true, then no problem.


OBAMA'S FAVORITE GOLF HAT - Buying votes with our taxpayer dollars!




Bribery -




" NIGHTMARE ACT ? " - Reid: ‘We Need The People Of America To Rise Up’ For Amnesty Bill.




Your dead -


TAGS: fluoride water poison government smile
Rating: 4/5

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OTC - October 18, 2013, 10:20 pm
So true


INFLUENZA VIRUS - It is deadlier than assault guns, why does not the Congress ban it?




DAMN!! - Rachel Maddow did once look like a girl




CONSERVATIVE WOMEN - Exercising 2nd Amendment Rights at their monthly NRA Ladies Auxiliary meeting. (Women + Guns = Sexy)




ENTITLEMENTS - Democrats pay the poor through entitlement programs the poor then go vote for the democratic candidates. Isn’t that the same thing as vote buying?




ENVIRONMENTALIST - Ancient Greek Word meaning,"Retarded in an unprecedented, mind-boggling jaw dropping way."




LIBERAL WOMEN - They are not that hot... Will do anything for a little love...




GUN CONTROL -




For All You Birthers Out There -


TAGS: end birther arguments
Rating: 3.43/5

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OTC - April 15, 2014, 12:51 am
The BC has "African" listed for the father because we all know 'black' or 'negro' were terms not used in the 1960's
Ron2 - April 14, 2014, 6:28 am
Because the government couldn't produce something as "legit" as a birth cert. Yeah, okay. I'd be even more ashamed of my government if they couldn't handle something so easy as forging a BC.


HE LED A GREAT CAMPAIGN - Unfortunately that was no measure of any actual leadership skills.




THE DEMS TRY TO OVERWHELM US WITH NUMBERS LIKE TRILLIONS - but this chart simplifies it for the average American. To our gov't: STOP.THE.SPENDING!




FRAUD - UNEMPLOYMENT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 5.6% BY NOW


TAGS: unemployment obama fraud fail stimulus
Rating: 4.33/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 8, 2012, 11:30 pm
You heard that did you? 1.2 million new first time jobless benefits were filed last month. 250K left the job search market...
SethMythrax - September 8, 2012, 5:45 pm
I heard 91,000 jobs were created last month, not that I care seeing America is & wont be what it was for many years to come no matter who wins so argue all you want. We both see it differently & im just glad I aint part of it....
GrouchoMarxist - September 7, 2012, 8:23 pm
http://www.dol.gov/opa/media/press/eta/ui/current.htm
GrouchoMarxist - September 7, 2012, 8:23 pm
And after building all those roads no less..
GrouchoMarxist - September 7, 2012, 8:22 pm
http://www.usatoday.com/money/economy/story/2012-08-09/unemployment-claims/56900946/1
GrouchoMarxist - September 7, 2012, 7:26 pm
Turn off the Daily Kos and MSNBC... Let us know when you make it back to reality..
SethMythrax - September 7, 2012, 7:00 pm
How is the Pres responsible if Companies aint hiring or moving overseas anyways? He doesnt dictate how hey should do biz or does he? This bit I dont get seeing companies run their own ways.....
Bull - September 7, 2012, 6:38 pm
http://thechairmansblog.gallup.com/
SethMythrax - September 7, 2012, 6:37 pm
according to the News today, He helped create 150,0000 jobs in the past 3 months.
SethMythrax - September 7, 2012, 6:31 pm
they seem to say the opposite & are creating jobs, must suck livin in the US.....
GrouchoMarxist - September 7, 2012, 6:18 am
Obama is losing 300K jobs each week.
SethMythrax - September 7, 2012, 3:21 am
American Companies prefer the cheap wages & mega profits they get in the cheaper countries. American's expect too big a wage compared to what the World is offering now days.....


POLITICIANS NEVER LIE - ...Just ask any Indian




SEE YOU IN COURT - 10TH AMENDMENT CHALLENGE TO OBAMACARE -




THE REPUBLICAN PLAN FOR WOMEN -




MITT ROMNEY & PAUL RYAN - ~ HE-MAN WOMEN HATERS ~ MEMBERS IN GOOD STANDING


TAGS: mitt romney paul ryan women
Rating: 1.86/5

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rockfan5 - January 29, 2013, 11:29 pm
How are they women haters? Because they wanted to ban tampons? Do you believe that ****?


WHERE IS THE NATIONAL ORGANIZATION OF WOMEN? -




I'LL HAVE A PLAN - IN SEPTEMBER - Excuse me President Downgrade, but you were hired on the basis of having a plan 3 years ago - when unemployment was only 6 percent.




UNEMPLOYMENT - So far, the ONLY thing created or saved by Obama




TEACH A MAN TO FISH -




Obama's Gun Plan -




Hillary's Hellacious Hypocrisy -




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